I can see the headline now…

weblog Monday, October 9th, 2006

 

EVIL CHILD GENIUS FORMULATED MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. Hmm, that might be too long.

The computer games industry needs to learn that making games about guns and cars are not a good idea. They should have seen the trouble Rockstar had with GTA last year, so it astounds me when a company makes a self prescribed genocide simulator

Sure the developer, Introversion, has given the game beautiful vector graphics, a haunting sound track and addictive multiplayer but that’s no excuse for them teaching our children that genocide is ok. The game could have been about lawns, weeds and drops of Roundup and still have been as fascinating.

It’s only a matter of time before a crazy lawyer catches wind of this game, or some kid makes their own bomb from materials bought online and bombs their school to teach the bullies a lesson.

How about TEENAGER USED GENOCIDE SIMULATOR. Yes that’s more catchy.

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2 Responses to “I can see the headline now…”


  1. Tom
    October 17th, 2006 at 10:24 am

    I meant to ask earlier — where’d you get that newspaper?


  2. andy
    October 17th, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    That’s a copy of Andy’s Andrews. It’s the paper of the Andrews, by the Andrews, for the Andrews.

    It’s produced here.

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