The Future

 

In the future, all the grapefruit weblogs will be combined into one, more frequently updated, weblog. Smaller posts may proliferate with interesting links. I may stop rabbiting on about Doctor Who. Posts will be placed in different categories — Politics, Sport (hah!), Gaming, etc. All the bloggers will post to this one.

In the future, more reviews will pop up!

In the future, we’ll have flying cars. And jetpacks.

If this was the future, I’d have posted a politics post concerning Tony Abbott’s long-lost son, who turns out in fact to be proof that Mr Abbott’s girlfriend of the time was cheating on him. That’ll teach him to have politically convenient live events happen to him in the middle of abortion debates.

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4 Responses to “The Future”

  1. Really, now? Ain’t this amazing news. I am shocked however to find this gossipping making the webblog instead of real news like – I don’t know – stuff.

  2. I’m sorry Hayko. It was late and I found it amusing. I agree, it’s gossip and not really newsworthy…

    And enough with the feigned interest!

  3. Damn you, and here I thought we were really going to get flying cars and jet packs. :(

  4. I can safely reveal here that we get flying cars and jetpacks on the same day that Jackson writes another review.