That’s such a bad pun it’s almost not a pun. It’s mostly crap. Anyhow, two bits of news that excite me.

1. Lena Olin is returning to Alias for the season finale. Finally, we get what Jack Bristow would no doubt refer to as “closure”. And the return of the hottest older woman I’ve ever seen.
2. More multiplayer maps are coming to Halo 2! Apparently, some people are irritated because they were expecting an extension to the campaign mode, too. These people clearly don’t want to see the full scale invasion of Earth by the Covenant on the super duper next version of the Xbox. They’re the sort of sick people that would download and watch a crummy version of Doctor Who a week before it was properly available. Pah!

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