Applications, please

Uncategorized Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

 

I recently filled in enough forms to satisfy Centrelink that I have too much time on my hands and they’ve given me some money. If you feel that I may owe you a bit of money in some way then submit an application in triplicate to my email address comprising of: a 2000 word essay detailing your reasoning and explanation as to why you’re under the impression that you’re owed compensation; your bank details and PIN; a freshly baked donut; and the appropriate paperwork.

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6 Responses to “Applications, please”


  1. Tom
    April 20th, 2005 at 5:25 pm

    I haven’t got a freshly baked doughnut — how about two slightly stale pastries?


  2. penny
    April 20th, 2005 at 6:43 pm

    Ahhh new start allowance, and job hunting. I feel your pain indeed.


  3. Jackson
    April 20th, 2005 at 7:19 pm

    What if I feeled I’m owed a dougnnut? Surely I don’t have to give you one to apply for compensation?


  4. Tom
    April 20th, 2005 at 8:23 pm

    Andy isn’t job hunting. He skipped straight to job finding.

    Poor Jackson, lost in the maze of bakery-based bureaucracy.


  5. andy
    April 21st, 2005 at 9:14 am

    It’s the quality of the pastry that’s important. A whole bag of week old pastries from Starbucks isn’t good enough.

    The bakery requirement is to discourage frivolous claims. Perhaps in your application you could apply for the donut you claim that you are owed and a refund of backery portion of the application.


  6. Tom
    April 21st, 2005 at 6:29 pm

    How long do you think it will take to process a doughnut refund?

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