2005?

Uncategorized Friday, January 7th, 2005

 

Oh great. It’s a new year so I guess I’d better accomplish something. Hmm. What to do. In the meantime, I am coming to Melbourne on the 28th of Feb at 15:10 by aeroplane.

What I need is a whole bunch of people to donate money to me which I will then use to help the orphans of the tsunami by kidnapping them and selling them as slaves. Would you rather be free and dead from starvation? I thought so. Send me your money now to help these poor kiddies. Please make cheques out to ‘The Andrew Cares Adoption Agency’

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7 Responses to “2005?”


  1. Tom
    January 7th, 2005 at 6:04 am

    Here’s a cheque for $300. I’m glad someone’s doing something.

    There’ll be a welcome back Andy party on the 29th.


  2. Andy
    January 9th, 2005 at 1:35 pm

    I’ll make a note of it in my diary. Will there be fireworks?


  3. Tom
    January 10th, 2005 at 5:19 am

    There will be dancing girls and a piñata.


  4. hayko
    January 11th, 2005 at 7:02 am

    Hmm, and if things work out, I’ll be leaving on the 1st of March.

    PS: There is no 29th this year.
    PPS: Screw it, I’ll just not visit. Spend my time and money more fulfillingly. ;)


  5. Andy
    January 13th, 2005 at 10:59 am

    No 29th?? I’m sure it’s just a big misunderstanding. I want my dancing girls.


  6. Tom
    January 13th, 2005 at 2:31 pm

    The dancing girls were only available on the 29th. I’m sorry about that. How about line-dancing dwarves?


  7. Andy
    January 23rd, 2005 at 12:45 pm

    I guess line-dancing dwarves would be ok. I really had my heart set on the dancing girls though.

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