New York – A review

 

As my time in London is rapidly drawing to a close, it is probably time I filed my New York review, so here it is:

New York is the world city. It is after all in the US which, as Copernicus proved, is the centre of the universe. It manages to cram a little piece of all the world’s societies on to one small island (and bar about four hours in not-very-Brooklyny bits of Brooklyn and 1.5 minutes on Staten Island, Manhattan is ‘all’ I saw). Despite the masses of tourists it is very much a worker’s city and, as my aunt pointed out to me, to truly understand its psyche you would really need to be working there. As I said in my previous message it has cleaned up a lot, almost to the point where it has maybe lost a little of what made it special. Regardless, it is still a great city — when you shove 15 million people from all around the world into a space the size of Melbourne you are bound to get something pretty special.

Pros: A little bit of every culture/society all mixed up, good CD shops, good live music, good bars, easy to follow if slightly unoriginal street names.

Cons: For me it lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.

Score: 7.5/10

(I asked Gisela also to give NY a score out of ten. She asked what the criteria were. I said whatever she wanted them to be. She said that was a fucking stupid idea — giving something a score based on an unknown criteria — and refused to do so. I pointed out that criteria was in fact the plural, criterion was the singular. She punched me. I am therefore forced to give what I think Gisela’s score based on the unknown criteria I believe she would select would be: 9.5/10.)

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3 Responses to “New York – A review”

  1. I don’t know about this cramming theory. At EMS camp we shoved 40 people from all around Melbourne into a space the size of a Tarago and it wasn’t that special.

    Only 1.5 minutes on Staten Island? Did you just stop there to use the loo? Gisela’s score is interesting, though I must say there’s something about the way you gained her opinion that doesn’t sit right with me.

  2. I like the tall buildings in NY. It feels like a forest of sorts, but it does make things feel more remote, not as friendly as other cities. Also I don’t like the giant pit. It looked better when the world trade centre was there.

    I left the island of Manhattan but only briefly to go to Queens. I wanted to go to the Bronx but people kept telling me how dangerous it is.

    I found it amazing how there could be clean corporate buildings and hotels on one block and the next block would be a run down apartment block/slum with sirens in the background.

    40 people in a Tarago is kinda special. The distance the people have travelled is probably the most important factor.

  3. The 1.5 minutes was because we got the ferry there from Lower Manhattan. It is the only thing in New York which is free and it goes right passed Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty. But once you get there, there is not really anything worth seeing but they make you get off the ferry, run round to the back of the queue and then get back on. This process took 90 seconds.