Merry Christmas to All You at Home!


The Queen has a Christmas message, Dame Edna has a Christmas message. And so, I thought, us happy folk at should have a message too.

Unfortunately, I only thought of it on the night before Christmas, and I’m tired. Visions of sugar plums and all that. I’ve made the upsetting discovery that I’m hopeless at wrapping presents. If I tell you that, does it count as a message? Probably not. Not a very exciting one at any rate.

Let the message, then, be “I want turkey” and leave it at that. Oh, and something about goodwill, and peace, and love. If everyone could make it a target this year to kill one person fewer than they did in 2006, the world could be a better place.


One Response to “Merry Christmas to All You at Home!”

  1. Merry Christmas!