Internet Announces Next Mac Tablet

 

The Internet has announced this week that a Slightly Larger iPod Touch has been cast in the role of the Mac Tablet in the iconic Apple rumour of the same name.

The Slightly Larger iPod Touch will be the 12th Mac Tablet rumour1 and will take over from the short-lived Jason O’Grady Mac Tablet rumour which like all previous incarnations, proved to be completely full of shit.

One rumour that has caught my fancy however, is the Apple Home Server Rumour. I want it.2

In a house with three computers, and two people who have users on each one, having unified iPhoto and iTunes libraries that we can both access at the same time from any computer would be awesome.

Reading the article, the idea of having a massive media library stored on the internet sounds a bit ridiculous. Perhaps because we live in Australia – the land of crap upload speeds and data quotas – a combination which makes the whole idea working here retarded.

Anyway, expect a review this week. I would threaten to completely redesign the site to scare Tom, but since it would probably cost him $8 just to visit here from his phone I doubt he will read it.

  1. I’m just guessing for comic effect here. But surely I am close. I’ve been hearing about Apple Tablets since 1995 for fucks sake.
  2. I would love to find a more credible source for it than Gizmodo, I really would. Sorry I linked to them, by the way.
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One Response to “Internet Announces Next Mac Tablet”

  1. If it was a credible source, then it would hardly be a proper rumour.

    I heard that Steve Jobs is releasing a new weight loss plan called iDiet, unless that name is already taken, which it probably is given the current iNaming fad.