Brisbane Airport

 

Lame. The food court is tiny and they wouldn’t let me upgrade my regular Red Rooster meal to include iced tea. Apparently only lard-arses who aren’t on my patented “medium chips” diet are entitled to Nestea. Disgraceful. Also, the weather was too hot, and the train driver between the airports was sarcastic. 2 daylight savings time abstainers out of 10.

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3 Responses to “Brisbane Airport”

  1. Have you been to Launceston or Canberra airports? Also quite dreadful. They don’t even have Red Roosters.

  2. Haha what a shit rant – Red Rooster at Brisbane Domestic doesn’t sell ice tea AT ALL. It would have had nothing to do with trying to get you to buy a large meal, the fact is that the store doesn’t sell the product you were after. Perhaps if you bothered to read the menus (or take a glance in the fridges), you would have noticed this.

    Dumbass.

  3. Hi Someone. I think I was in Brisbane International which might explain the discrepancy. Wherever I was, they were definitely available as I took them from the fridge before being told to give them back. You seem to be taking it all very seriously.