Oh yes. I’ve got positive money. No more of this negative money, or anti-money as I like to call it. Nasty stuff. So now, I’m earning interest and not paying bank fees. Oh happy day. I’m one step closer to my iMac. Mmmmm. iMac.

I’m also only two days away from my parents’ three week holiday. Party at my place! Everyone’s invited!

No, not you. I don’t like you.

In other news, Kofi Annan has said that by the UN Charter, the Iraq war was illegal. All the people involved seem hurt by that comment. Frankly, if the UN Charter doesn’t have some line in it to the effect of “If the UN tells you not to do something, and you do it, then that’s ILLEGAL,” then it’s exactly the kind of pathetic institiution these same people continually accuse it of being. But no, no one is impressed, they all insist it was quite legal, and kinda brush over the bit where the UN told them not to go, and they went.

It makes me wish we were still doing St Crispin’s News. Then Jackson could write a comedy story effortlessly melding GameCubes and UN Charter Law, and I could laugh.

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