Don’t open the iris on the gate! It’s Jonas. He’s trying to get through. No don’t, ah well since he’s here, what does he want? What’s wrong Jonas? Your planet going to explode? Oh it is. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Nice hair cut Jonas. Did your mother buy your clothes? I guess that’s the end of the episode. Jonas is going to die along with his planet and the councillors.

SG-1 is going try to save his people. An odd decision. I guess it’s just for show. They have to pretend to care.

Jonas has a girlfriend. You know showing her on tv is a sure way to get her dead. I’m putting my money on a horrible horrible death.

How convenient. Jonas has a giant digging machine. It’s lying around in the shed. I think I’ve seen this movie before.

Why don’t we use a bomb to solve the problem that was caused by the previous bomb? What a brilliant idea. Let’s use a bigger one this time.

Your girlfriend’s evil Jonas! I knew it. HAHAHAHA Jonas.

Divert power to the shields. Yay, it works every time.

Sacrifice yourself Jonas. No, make Jonas do it.

Leave her behind! Leave her behind! Kill his girlfriend! Kill her! Save yourselves and leave her to die. Go without her! Shut up Jonas. No one cares what you think. Go, listen to Teal’c. Go go!

What a sad ending. Jonas isn’t dead. His planet is saved and his girlfriend made it out alive, albeit without the Goa’uld inside.

Kirsten Dunst isn’t in this episode; I just wanted to put up a picture of her.

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