Dear James Cameron,

I know what you’ve been thinking. You’ve seen lots of tv series being made into movies recently and have been wondering if you can milk Dark Angel for more money by producing a movie. However you’re too lazy and are unsure if your investment will pay off.

Well then I have an offer you can’t refuse. I have a fanscript already prepared and I’ll personally make the movie pro bono. You’ll get the chance to advise in the editing of the film. All stunts and special effects will be handled by the team at NTGF, who are extremely professional and work for pizza.

There’ll be little to no risk on your part. If things go wrong you can just claim that I am a crazy fan and that it was all done without your authorisation.

All I need is for you to send Jessica Alba over to my house so we can get busy filming.

Yours sincerely,
Andy.

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