Comments on: Lies, Damned Lies

By: Jackson

Jackson — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 05:47:27 +0000

And here I’d gone and had all these promotional shots of me printed off. I’d even autographed them in anticipation of my new-found celebrity status and now you tell me it’s all a lie and I’m not famous???

Seriously what am I going to do with them? There’s at least five hundred.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 10:16:12 +0000

And by “someone other than me” I meant of course “someone who is me but is too stupid to realise it”. Sorry if you thought you had a secret admirer, Jackson.

I also apologise to the person who wanted a sex scene with Charisma Carpenter and got my Alias review instead. I’m getting ideas for words to slip into my next review in order to make it the most searched for review ever.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 02 Jun 2005 00:24:50 +0000

Just had to pop back here to give a status report. I might just continue to dump the best searches here. Or make a special page for it, but that seems a bit of a self-indulgent thing to do for a site of such paltry traffic.

Gay Australian Boys. And they came here. Amusingly, the review that led her here was by a Straight New Zealander Woman. I would have thought it’d be my weblog post on ‘Pride and Prejudice’.
“Uba Mask” review. Go Neil!
“Tom Charman” melbourne. Someone’s looking for me! Hey, I’m over here! I suspect it’s one of the hordes of heartbroken Canadians I left behind last year.
The most common search string leading here is “Rubber Tree”. Go figure.

Interestingly, someone other than me has been using the Grapefruit news feeds. It seems they subscribed to one of the weblogs back when they were separate. Jackson’s, to be precise, which probably explains why they haven’t noticed any problems. Amusingly, this makes his now non-existent feed the most requested file on grapefruit.

By: penny

penny — Sat, 07 May 2005 10:10:31 +0000

Yeah man it was a total BladeRunner kind of office.It was a multinational Japanese corporation decked out with this Japanese corporate headquarters thing going on. I have seen a few people looking allot like Lucy Liu, the extension list has all sorts of Japanese names like Yokoshiru, and Saito- I havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t been in to the board room yet but I’m sure there is a set of Japanese armour with a katana rack lurking around some where.The corporate kitchen has tea ceremony equipment to go- and every thing is just too small. Getting in to the building you have to by pass the 80’s corporate marble and your ears tend to pop around the 20th floor. I can easily imagine I’m working for the Yakuza- this is one temp assignment I think I will put in my CV. Last day Monday. Hence I havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t put in a review which is bad… Sorry.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 05 May 2005 15:59:17 +0000

Sorry, Shannon, no. They didn’t leave a number.

Penny — just because you haven’t seen someone come back doesn’t mean they won’t one day break down their little fridge doors and come after you. And, also, no.

The 36th floor? Do you have express lifts and such?

By: Penny

Penny — Thu, 05 May 2005 15:28:53 +0000

Do people come back from the dead eh? Well the answer is a no. In real life- Human tissue once either embalmed or put in the coroners fridge stays dead. AS for more details you would have to ask my editor if I can give the world of grapfruits a dead zone area do go in to those details that programs like CSI or any drama show involving bodies on the slab.

NB I’m writting this from the 36 floor of a head quarters of a large multinational. With fantastic views over the Skyscrapers of the CBD- Temping executive work eh? Cheeerrrsss..

By: Shannon

Shannon — Thu, 05 May 2005 11:01:38 +0000

So, did you get a number??…